Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Road-Trip Wednesday: If I had $1,000,000...I'd buy your LOVE

Road Trip Wednesday is a "Blog Carnival," where YA Highway's contributors post a weekly writing- or reading-related question and answer it on our own blogs. You can hop from destination to destination and get everybody's unique take on the topic. We'd love for you to participate!

Last week, we asked whose writing career you'd like to have. The overwhelming response: NOT Stephenie Meyers or JK Rowling. "The money would be nice, but too much pressure." This week, we want to know: If you did have that kind of monetary success, what would you do with it?

TRAVEL!!! Since I am currently only a hundredaire and not a millionaire, my travel plans are very few and far between. And, when I do go somewhere, it's usually within a day's drive....BUT If I had a million dollars **cue Barenaked Ladies soundtrack** Here's my itinerary:


Of course, this would just be the first leg of my globetrotting...but you get the point...





BUY MY DREAM HOUSE...okay, and I would buy my parents a house too...and, yes I am kind of strange, but I NEED a house like this out in the middle of the woods...kind of Unabomber-ish, but whatever! LOL













Then, of course, I would go all Sarah McLaughlin and spend all my time speaking out about the one thing that pulls at my heartstrings like no other....Tell that doesn't make you want to go out and save a puppy or kitty!



I'm sure I'd do some other things...like waste money on strippers, booze, and blow....you know, the usual. But, this is all I can think of right now!


...Uh, I guess I should qualify that last bit by adding: MALE strippers...and preferably ones that look like this:

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

There is only one word for what I do best...well, most anyway: TEASE

A little scene set up: This comes shortly after last week's snip in which Jacki finds a very irritable little man in her bathroom. Here is just one more layer of craziness and by the end of this scene, she's pretty sure she's ready for a padded room

***Thanks for all your comments guys! I really appreciate you stopping by and showing your love!***

Thursday, March 25, 2010

From the Darker Recesses of My Twisted Psyche...

So, I missed last week's debate. :( There really are no excuses, but at the risk of having Cory Jackson jump out of the bushes and start whipping me with a wet noodle, I will prostrate myself before you all and offer up my sincerest apologies. Sadly, I was no match for green beer and Irish car bombs...so there it is! My excuse. **hides from Cory**

Now, onto this week's topic of lively debate across the internet...from sunny Cali (Debra Driza aka houndrat) to dreary England (Laura McMeeking), today's topic:

Where Stories Come From: From the time you get the idea for a novel to the day you first put your fingers to the keyboard, how does the story come to you? (i.e. and also explore prepping to write your novel)

Another multi-layered question! This is actually (in my mind anyway) one of the most important questions for any author to answer. Where do these strange and wonderful beings that populate our imagination come from? Sorry, Debra but sadly, mine do not come from my butt although that would be fun to say! Conversely, I'd love to be able to reply with a flippant "Your Mom" especially since that is my preferred answer to almost everything.

Really, my characters come from out of nowhere. Seriously. I don't know. It's just one day I'm all by my lonesome, minding my own business...and the next, I'm bombarded by loud and at times, obnoxious voices. Many of them become very real to me...to the point that I might consider them friends or enemies...or both

**sigh**

Most people would call this schizophrenia at its finest. Maybe, they're right. But, I'm not most people. I'm a writer!

So, once at least one character rears his or her ugly (or not so ugly) head, it's time to really put on my thinking cap. Who is this person/thing? What is his/her purpose? Why do I even care about them? That's really the major question right there...cuz if I don't care about them, why should anyone else?

Now, here is where I admit to my biggest flaw. I am the most analytical fiction writer that you may ever meet. I know. Writers, by and large, are a creative group...round pegs in square holes. Me? I'm a square peg with rounded corners. I love creative endeavors but I must have that logical feel to it. Yes, I am a walking contradiction.

That said, it should be no surprise that I am a compulsive outliner/list maker. Once my characters become more than an idea. I compile all the information I can about them, what the do, and where they live. Like my boy Sam Winchester, I live for research. I love it!

Not only do I put together short one page character developments for each of my leads, but I also use note cards and a cork board to sort out main events that I know must be in the story once I hit the actual writing stage. From there, it's outline, outline, outline.

I rock the outlines.

Does that make me a less spontaneous writer? Maybe...but then again, maybe not. I can't tell you how many times a character of mine has gone all kamikaze and gleefully ripped my outline to shreds. Then, being the dutifully neurotic list maker that I am, I make a new one. It's a vicious cycle that I really love.

So there you have it! My less than glamorous take on this week's dissection. Check out the other bloggers on Cory Jackson's blog-a-thon to get a glimpse into their writing processes!

Cory Jackson: Robert Olen Butler’s From Where You Dream
Kate Hart: Stephen King’s On Writing
Jamie Blair: Thomas Monteleone’s The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Writing A Novel
Laura McMeeking: Natalie Naimark-Goldberg’s Writing Down the Bones: Freeing the Writer Within
Debra Driza: James Scott Bell’s Plot and Structure
Leila Austin: Anne Lamott’s Bird by Bird
Sarah Harian: Christopher Vogler’s The Writer’s Journey
Jennifer Wood: Sol Stein’s Stein on Writing

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Road Trip Wednesday: Attack of the Clones...

Road Trip Wednesday is a "Blog Carnival," where YA Highway's contributors post a weekly writing- or reading-related question and answer it on our own blogs. You can hop from destination to destination and get everybody's unique take on the topic. We'd love for you to participate!

Borrowing a prompt from the illustrious Mr. Nathan Bransford, YA Highway wants to know: Which writer's career would you like to emulate?

Hmm. That's a good question! And, obviously one I feel compelled to answer. So here we go!


When I was eight, I discovered my mother's book collection and never looked back. This precipitated the monumental decision to become a writer. But not just any writer. I was going to be female Dean Koontz! I was going to dazzle the world with my tales of homicidal adventurers on a weekend killing spree, aliens landing on planet Earth intent upon creating a super species that would eradicate mankind, and genetics-enhancing experiments gone terribly wrong and the resulting government cover-up. Yes, lofty goals, but I knew that I could do it.



Years went by before I realized that that dream would never come true. Don't get me wrong. I was still going to be a writer, damn it. But teen years gave birth to the discovery of the romance. And just like that, I was hooked. So, is it any surprise that I now wanted to spend my days writing epic romances with beautiful headstrong heroines and dashing, brooding heroes?


Now, I am old. Yes, I can admit that, but I still won't tell you just how ancient I am! A girl needs to have some secrets ;) So, with all the wisdom that my years have amassed, I know with absolute certainty that I was not made to be the stylish clone of an already great writer. My interests in reading material are far to varied to allow myself to be pigeon-holed into only one genre.


No, I am me...As cliche as it sounds, I really am what I am...and what I am really needs no excuses! So, I may be poor and unpublished, but I am me! And, really, that's the way I like it!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

If You Tease, They Will Read...Hopefully :)

Okay, so this week, we say hello to my little friend! This is yet another scene from my current WIP (work-in-progress), THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, and it's where we meet for the very first time one of my all-time favorite characters that I have written.

Enjoy!


***thanks for all your comments guys! You're all wonderful!!***

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

With great teasing comes great responsibility...

Hmm...Arrogant, aren't I? Okay, so I must admit that I almost forgot! Never fear, for I am here!

Okay, okay. Enough with the egomaniacal chatter. On with the show...

***Onto the next tease! Thanks for all your comments guys!***

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Zoning Out...er, wait. That's not right. Ahem...Getting into the Zone.

So this week, the fun and fantastic Cory Jackson is asking:

What goes into the creative process of writing a novel? (things like writing environment, author's mindset, and is there chemical involvement? LOL, I added that last one on just for giggles!)

Another great question, with a somewhat long-ish and at times, convoluted answer. I think Ms. Cory likes to make us work for her! That's okay. This is pretty fun...or else I wouldn't be doing it.

So, what goes into my creative process?

First, the idea must take shape. By this, I mean, I am usually just going about my day, minding my own damned business when some vicious character starts screaming at me. Of course, I look around to see who can be so rude. Only after a few moments do I realize that the voices are coming from inside my head. Then, I try to ignore them. (They always seem to show up at the worst times).

When I am finally free to devote a meaningful amount of attention to them, I hie myself off to my den/guest bedroom/exercise room (exercise room because it does have a rarely used treadmill folded up in the corner). I sit myself behind the desk and flip on the computer (usually after moving the cat from off the keyboard).

This is the moment when the characters that have been fighting for the spotlight all day, night, week...whatever suddenly become silent. Seriously. Nothing but crickets. The little bastards.

I am the most stubborn person I know, so I sit there...and sit there...and sit there. Sometimes, I play fetch with the dog. Others, I spy on the weird guy that lives behind me and to the left. He's lived there for two years now, and I am still convinced he has several bodies chopped up in his freezer. One of these days, my super secret life as a double agent will pay off and I will have the evidence needed to make a citizens' arrest. Until then....well, you get the point.

Once my characters come out of hiding, the real fun begins, and I can get to work. My desk goes from being a clean, orderly work space to looking like the aftermath of ground zero from a recent nuclear attack. It's not pretty. And, it stays that way until I finish whatever WIP I am working on. Really, my desk is only clean for like a day or two before it becomes completely unrecognizable as I always seem to be working on something.

But, I don't just stay chained to the desk at my house (although that is my preferred workspace). Have laptop, will write is what I always say. It's like my own personal mantra. Lunch at Panera? Get in that fight scene that's been rolling around in my head all morning. The cream of broccoli soup always helps get the creative juices flowing! And, I just HAVE to go to B&N after work. While I'm there, I might as well stop in the coffee shop. Three hours and 1,500 words later... Oh, and let's not forget the time that I actually pulled my blackberry out just before church services started and quickly (a lot of spelling/grammar errors...I am clearly not talented at the whole writing thing on a phone) threw out a few hundred words of dialogue that just wouldn't leave my head.

Yeah, I can make do just about anywhere. As long as my characters are speaking to me, the where and the how really isn't all that important. Oh, and FYI: the only chemical involvement in my writing process comes from the caffeine I ingest from the gallons of tea, Dr. Pepper and lattes I consume while at it!

Here are the wonderful the bloggers that are taking part in Cory's blogfest experiment(I'm just a lurker!). I highly recommend you check them all out!

Click on any of the writer’s names below to view their blog.
Cory Jackson: Robert Olen Butler’s From Where You Dream
Kate Hart: Stephen King’s On Writing
Jamie Blair: Thomas Monteleone’s The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Writing A Novel
Laura McMeeking: Natalie Naimark-Goldberg’s Writing Down the Bones: Freeing the Writer Within
Debra Driza: James Scott Bell’s Plot and Structure
Leila Austin: Anne Lamott’s Bird by Bird
Sarah Harian: Gotham Writers’ Workshop’s Writing Fiction
Jennifer Wood: Sol Stein’s Stein on Writing
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

I've lost my will to Tease...Oh, wait! Here it is!!

So, if you weren't here last week, we've moved on from THE UNKNOWN and wandered off THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS.

A little scene set-up: After a harrowing first day at school, Jacki decides that Simon St. Croix and his friends Maddy and Mari Calpher are definitely not the kind of friends she wants. She doesn't know what it is about them yet, she just knows that she needs to stay as far away from them as possible. That doesn't last long though...

***snip, snip! You guys rock!***

Monday, March 8, 2010

The Day After the Oscars...

I have to admit that I am one of those sad, pathetic, geek girls who loves watching awards shows, and not just the actual ceremonies. I love it all: the nomination announcements, the pre-shows when we get to see how they arrive, with who, and wearing what, and then there are the after-parties, the fashion police wrap-ups and of course the special double issue magazines chronicling the events. I love it all, and I'm not ashamed to admit it!

This is usually the day that I spend countless hours spouting to anyone and everyone within hearing about how awards season is now officially over and how my favorites were robbed of the glory that was so rightfully theirs.

Not this year. This year was by far the best year for awards, and I'm not just saying that because MOST of my picks actually came out on top. I'm saying it because it is quite simply the truth.

Of all the awards shows, the Oscars are the pinnacle, the be all and end all. For, me they run a close second to the Independent Spirit Awards. Usually the Indies are the highlight of my awards season. This year, they were just...okay. Was it because the movies nominated weren't all that great? Hell no! My favorite out of the bunch actually one the Academy Award for Best Picture, but we'll get to that later. Was it because the winners weren't the ones I'd chosen myself? Surprisingly, (surprising because I NEVER choose the winners) most of my pics made it. Woody Harrelson was fantastic in THE MESSENGER. Mo'Nique was phenomenal in PRECIOUS. Then, why did the Independent Spirit Awards fall just short of being my fave this year?

The host. The host is the glue that brings the show together. Ricky Gervais was great at the Globes. NPH was a ball of fire on the Emmy's. Pardon my opinion, but Eddie Izard was just not funny AT ALL and definitely not the right choice for hosting the Spirit awards this year.

And so, is it any wonder that the Oscars stole the top spot (in my book, at least) for the awards show? With an incredible opening number by Neil Patrick Harris and the hilarious antics of co-hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, the 82nd Annual Academy Awards was quite entertaining.

And now onto the winners...

Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz for Inglorious Basterds (Yay! my pic and I loved him in it!)

Best Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique for Precious: based on the novel PUSH by Sapphire (I was so glad she won, although I will admit to a small part of me hoping that Maggie Gylenhaal would win...but this brings up the question: Why didn't anyone who won for Precious thank Sapphire for writing an incredible novel? Hello? Where's the writerly love?)

Best Actor: Jeff Bridges for Crazy Heart (Okay, so I knew he was going to win. I mean, the man is a legend and he's been nominated like five times before but never won. It was his time. HOWEVER, Jeremy Renner was robbed. He was amazing in The Hurt Locker, really in anything he's been in but especially this movie. Why did he lose? Stupid awards politics...It's okay Jeremy, you're young and an amazing actor. You'll win next time!....can we tell who my pic was? LOL)

Best Actress: Sandra Bullock for The Blind Side. (I will admit that this was the one movie in the acting category that I didn't see, and maybe that's why I picked Meryl, but I am not bitter at all that Sandra won. She's great in everything I've seen her in. This should be no different.)

Best Picture: wait for it....wait for it....THE HURT LOCKER!!!!! yay!!! I have to admit that I was leaning forward in my seat, fingers crossed and chanting for this one. I was sure that the greedy James Cameron would wrestle it out of my girl Katherine Bigelow's hands, but we won! If you haven't seen this movie yet, you must go right out and rent it...or better yet, buy it! Amazing script + stellar acting + brilliant directing = the best movie of the year (and this is not just my opinion people!).

So there you have it! My Monday morning quarterbacking of the awards show. Do you agree or disagree? Why or why not?

Oh! and the Red Wings kicked serious Blackhawk butt yesterday too! All in all, a victorious weekend!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Writers as Artists...My take on this week's debate.

So, the ever inspiring Cory Jackson has this blog series going where she and nine other bloggers each read a writing guide and then dissect one topic. It will happen every Thursday this month. I highly recommend that you check out their blogs (listed at the end of this rambling).

This week’s topic: Writers as Artists: How do you define yourself as a writer? Are genre writers artists?

To be honest, I've always considered writing to be one the most beautiful forms of art out there, and I don't just say this because I consider myself--unpublished as I may be--a writer. I really don't consider myself an artist...

BUT, look at all the amazing novels out there. PRIDE AND PREJUDICE by Jane Austen. OF MICE AND MEN by John Steinbeck. THE GOOD EARTH by Pearl S Buck. Can you honestly tell me that these are not truly beautiful works of 'art'?

Yes, opinions can and do vary from time to time. One man's GREAT EXPECTATIONS may be another man's TWILIGHT. Or, you may not enjoy any of the novels I have thrown out there. Does that make them any less amazing?

NO!

Art is art is art is...writing. And, it is all completely subjective.

So this is my take on the whole is writing art thing and how I see myself as a writer. In short, writing is art. We create, and that makes us artists. However, I really don't tell people that I'm an artist. I tell them that I'm a writer, damn it, and that's how I like to be thought of. :)

Onto the third part. Whew, Cory! This question is more detailed that I thought!

Genre writers. Are they artists? Simply put: YES. Do they not write? Why must the "mainstream/literary" writers only get that title? I myself believe whole-heartedly that Dean Koontz and Stephen King are the epitome of writing artistry. They are genre writers. And what about Anne Rice, Stephenie Meyer, and PC Cast? Just because they write about vamps, does that make them any less artistic? Hell to the NO!! Genre writing just means that you focus all your writerly talent on a specific area. In many ways, I think it's more difficult. In others, it's much more freeing.

So, there you have it! My ranting monologue on this week's topic of conversation. Now, aren't you so glad you asked for it Cory? (FYI: I am so competitive, so I will continue this rant until I win, damn it!! LOL)

Oh, and here are the main bloggers. Stop by and check them out! You will so glad you did! :)

Cory Jackson: Robert Olen Butler’s From Where You Dream
Kate Hart: Stephen King’s On Writing
Jamie Blair: Thomas Monteleone’s The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Writing A Novel
Laura McMeeking: Natalie Naimark-Goldberg’s Writing Down the Bones: Freeing the Writer Within*
Debra Driza: James Scott Bell’s Plot and Structure
Stephanie Jenkins: Donald MaassWriting the Breakout Novel
Leila Austin: Anne Lamott’s Bird by Bird
Sarah Harian: Christopher Vogler’s The Writer’s Journey*
Jennifer Wood: Sol Stein’s Stein on Writing*

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Road Trip Wednesday: How Do You Procrastinate??

Road Trip Wednesday is a "Blog Carnival," where YA Highway's contributors post a weekly writing- or reading-related question and answer it on our own blogs. You can hop from destination to destination and get everybody's unique take on the topic.This week's question:

How Do You Procrastinate?

I have to admit that I am a long-time lurker of Road Trip Wednesdays. I have read and read and read some more, all the while saying "I should do that, too!" And, do I? Ever? That would be a big, fat NO.

"Why start now?" you may ask. My answer, as always: "Why not?" Plus, this week's question is particularly relevant to my writing life as of this moment. So, again: "Why the heck not?"

Here we go. How Do I Procrastinate? Let me count the ways...

My computer is on all day at work, and when I'm not busy with actual work (happens a lot these days considering I work for a construction company...in Florida), I will plug in my flash drive and open it up, which is about the time I notice that....

  1. I have a text message from some random friend/acquaintance/co-worker
  2. I decide to check my email (all three accounts and my work email, just in case)
  3. then I think that I must Twitter stalk the agents that have my full
  4. which pulls me into convos others are having on Twitter and before I know it, an hour (or two) has passed :)
  5. which leads me to check my email...AGAIN! Hey, one of those agents might have emailed me! you never know
  6. which makes me think of my sometimes neglected blog...
  7. and of course, AW. I've got to check that....and comment....there goes another hour
  8. and back to Twitter
  9. About this time, I'm thinking, "Enough is enough! Quit procrastinating!" My inner voice is ofttimes very mean to me :(
  10. So, I go back to the flash drive...
  11. and find myself opening up one of the saved docs from my beta...
  12. where I inevitably begin to read her newest novel....for the thousandth time! It's okay. She's a great writer so I don't feel all that bad about it...
  13. except for when I realize that another hour has passed!! so, I check my email...
  14. and find a note from said beta gently reminding me TO QUIT MESSING AROUND AND GET TO WORK!!!
  15. and so back to the flash drive...but not before I check Twitter one more time...There goes another hour
  16. And, now it's five o'clock, and while I haven't been all that busy with work, I really didn't get all that much accomplished except for some snarky remarks made on Twitter...
  17. At home, I must tend to actual stuff...dogs, dinner, phone calls, and before I know it, it's way past o'fuck thirty and I have to work in the morning!
  18. At which point, I climb into bed, turn off the light, and in the next second, the alarm is going off, so I can start all over again!!!

So, that's me! What about all the rest of you procrastinators?


Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Teasing this week is so nice, I just had to do it TWICE!!!

Why, you may ask. Simple. I've been wanting to tease from my shiny new WIP for the last couple weeks, but the response from last week's THE UNKNOWN tease was so overwhelming, I couldn't let my readers (all 18 of you!) down. So, I was torn. Ultimately, I was like WTH? I can do both...can't I? Well, I'm going to, etiquette be damned! lol

So, here is the tease from my WIP, tentatively titled THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS (only because my beta nixed the original THE FABLED FELIX FINDERSNOOP FINDS A FABULOUS, IF FICKLE, FRIEND...IN FRANCE. I really don't know why.)

Enjoy!!!

****Snip, snip! Thanks! You guys are AWESOME!!!****

Monday, March 1, 2010

Sneak Peek Teaser...From THE UNKNOWN

Okay...I promised everyone that I'd pick up where last week's left off, and it's a long one. Sorry about that! :(

****Snip, snap! Thanks for the feedback!****

February Reading List

It is that time again. Yes, another month has come and gone. My how time flies when you're riding the query train!

Why, hello March! And so, I must say goodbye to February. Month of love, groundhogs, black history, presidents, Fat Tues, Ash Weds (and of course Lent for all you fellow Catholics out there), and the Olympics (Yay!!). Surprisingly enough, somewhere in the midst of all this, I actually found time to read. My characters did suffer a little because of it, but I digress.

Here is the list for February. Hope you find something on there that catches your interest!

  • Grave Sight by Charlaine Harris
  • Grave Surprise by Charlaine Harris
  • An Ice Cold Grave by (who else?) Charlaine Harris....okay. I love the Sookie Stackhouse novels. Not so much the Lily Bard or Aurora Teagarden mysteries. So, I have been hemming and hawing for the past year on whether to read these. One word: GREAT! Admittedly not as wonderful as Sookie, but what is cooler than a woman who was hit by lightning as a teen only to now possess the ability to find dead bodies AND relive their last moments? Cool concept + weird characters = rousing good mystery. Sidenote: there is a slight ick factor in An Ice Cold Grave that will undoubtably carry over to Grave Secret so beware.
  • Cold-Hearted by Beverly Barton
  • Crisis by Robin Cook
  • Virgin of Small Plains by Nancy Pickard...don't let the title fool you. This is a great novel with a little romance, a little mystery, and a whole lot of the whole 'Secrets & Lies' small town mojo. Beautifully written, and I definitely did not guess the 'Virgin's' identity. Always a plus!
  • The Good Children by Kate Wilhelm...a tearjerker. More YA literary than adult which is what it was marketed as, this is a very quick read. You will have it done in a handful of hours and end it shaking your head and wondering if you'd have done the same as these very 'good children'.
  • Kindred in Death by JD Robb...Can you tell yet that I love me some series books? This is like the 30th in her 'In Death' series, and it's just as riveting as the first. If you love a good mystery with lots of romance peppered in, you must go out and get Naked In Death (the first) and work your way up from there. You'll be so glad you did!
  • The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice....Yes, I have read this before. And, yes, I will most likely read it again. This happens to be one of my top 5 all time faves. Anne Rice is the undisputed queen of vamp lit. I dare anyone to disagree!!
  • Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen...Yes, another all-time fave. And again, yes, it will be read again. The greatest romance of all time, in my humble opinion. I used to picture myself as Miss Elizabeth and dream of winning the dashing Mr. Darcy....sigh...Need I say more?
  • The Vampire Diaries: The Return: Nightfall by LJ Smith...not as great as the first books that I'd read back in the day (like high school...more than a decade ago), but not too bad either.
  • Retribution by Jilliane Hoffman
  • Last Witness by Jilliane Hoffman
  • Plea of Insanity by Jilliane Hoffman....these three are quite possibly the best legal thrillers I've read since I read The Client by John Grisham. If you love courtroom drama, you must read them! Sidenote: they should be read in the order that I have them listed. Each contains spoilers about the previous one. Don't make the same mistake I did! lol

Okay, so how is it that the shortest month (and the busiest, what with the Olympics going on and my discovering twitter) has me reading SOOOO much more than Januray? No wonder my characters have suffered so greatly! lol

So, how about you all? Any good reads you want to share? I'm always interested in expanding my reading horizon!